Deze man tekent Kanye West die de speech van Moeder Theresa verstoort en meer
feb 21 2015, 20:44 • Nieuws
Hobby kunstenaar Jim heeft een Tumblr pagina opgezet waar hij tekeningen post van gebaseerd op aanvragen van bezoekers. Iedereen kan een verzoek bij hem indienen en de leukste verzoeken zet hij in elkaar met behulp van Microsoft Paint.
Hij post de tekeningen samen met de aanvraag van de bezoeker:
Please paint me Timothy Dalton having an intense arm wrestling match at Stonehenge with Oprah Winfrey as William Shatner force feeds her Spandeu Ballet cassette tapes. Also Tupac Shakur is fly tipping his knackered hot point washing machine from his rusted out blue Ford transit.
I work in nightclub bookings and have recently received separate emails asking if I’d like to book Coolio, David Hasselhoff and “the smallest DJ in the world”. I’m debating putting them all on together on the same night so could you paint it for me so I can see if it’s a good idea or not?
An infinite number of parachuting Craig Davids attempting to write the complete works of Shakespeare
Snoop Dogg steals butcher’s sausages
Usher ushering in the new year
Please will you paint me a picture of Jonah Lomu in his all blacks kit punching Will.I.Am in the face from atop his magical, sparkly rhino which he likes to ride about rural Kent. The punch sends Mr. Am flying over a farmyard barn full of hay. The attack is witnessed by Terry Nutkins while he enjoys a Malteser sandwich dressed as the green Power Ranger without his helmet.
Please paint me Charlie Sheen winning.
Kanye West travels back in time in a DeLorean to ruin Mother Teresa’s Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech
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